The best proof of love is trust. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long after he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs. Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. Logic is in the eye of the logician.Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. I'll moider da bum. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. This book fills a much-needed gap. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long after he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Black holes are where God divided by zero. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long after he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs. When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. When love is not madness, it is not love. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.I discovered I always have choices and sometimes it's only a choice of attitude. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. Black holes are where God divided by zero.