Take your Award - Mr. Smallest woody 2006 ;))

[Kirill Galitsky]

Salute buddy

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' what could I do? I know there are ladies on the ver-andah, but...'
    'The ladies  don't matter.  They don't  mind,'  replied  the  pirate,
roasting the  porter with his glare. ' But the police mind! There's only one
way  a man can walk round Moscow in his  underwear--when he's being escorted
by the  police on the way to a police station! And you, if you call yourself
a  porter, ought to  know that if you see a man in that state it's your duty
not to waste a moment but to start blowing your whistle I Do you hear? Can't
you hear what's happening on the verandah? '
    The wretched  porter could hear the sounds of smashing crockery, groans
and women's screams from the verandah only too well.