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LAUGHING AT OURSELVES - 06 Apr 2005


From: WALKING / . / . / .
Subject: LAUGHING AT OURSELVES - 06 Apr 2005
Date: Wed, 06 Apr 2005 08:00:00 +1200

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200. Friends and Family
Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself.

"When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter.

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children."

The last guy replies. "I would like to hear them say.... 'HEY LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!'"
 
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