He said that's how vapid he is.

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Artie said that the internet betting thing has kind of hurt this guy so
he has to make money with guys like him who don't know how to use a
computer.
He said for a guy like that to be appearing at The Laugh Factory is a
big come down for him.
He got a lot of mail about him going to Ed Bradley's memorial service.
He said the guy is out of line with that stuff but all of the apologies
he's doing are nuts. Howard said it was kind of freaky to tun in and see
this woman he sued to work with talking about stuff like that. Artie
ended up talking about his past drug use and how he actually tried to
overdose on coke one time just to see what it felt like.

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Howard said the reason that Jerry Seinfeld went on Letterman and tried
to get Richards to apologize is because they have this huge following
that could turn on them because of something like that.
He's not sure what they are but they're pretty funny to him. Bobo told
Howard to check out this FHM magazine cover that he was talking about
because this chick in the magazine has a really great ass. Howard said
his funeral was up in Massachusetts and it was too far to go.
Artie suggested that this guy forget what he saw out there at this
diner.
Howard said Cosby was actually very good and didn't drone on like people
thought he would.
He really wanted to fire him though.
Robin said that it sounds like Richards was starting out with something
and knew he was wrong. Maybe he could have a melt-down everywhere he
goes.
Bobo said that he saw Beth in a picture recently where she looked really
good. That's when he ended up in the hospital and having a catheter in
his penis. He said that his bookie doesn't do business out of this diner
and the guy should just forget it. He thinks that Mike went on to give a
tape of some porn to an ex-priest one time instead of some Seinfeld
episodes.
Robin said she met Bruce one time too at a Rain Forest concert. Howard
said that he has a bunch of stuff to play today and they also have Paul
Mooney stopping by to talk about how he's going to stop using the N-w
Artie thinks that Ralph was the culprit in all of that because he
probably scammed Gange into giving him that tape. He thinks that Artie
is down by more than he's saying he is. They told him it was uncalled
for and he was a cracker-ass who hasn't had a hit show since Seinfeld.
It's almost like he's in the Mel Gibson league there. Artie said that he
knows this guy Joe who plays guitar down at the short sometimes and
sometimes Bruce Springsteen will show up to see him.
They figured that maybe Bruce thought that he was  like a Stuttering
John who was going to ambush him.
Howard said he appreciates some of Bruce's music but he was never into
the cultish kind of worship that people have for him. Artie said they
would have thought he was lying about it if he had done that.
The caller said that Howard should have gone to Hank the Dwarf's funeral
as well.
Howard said he thought Artie was going to say he was just saying hello
to a friend in his car, he didn't know he was going to admit to meeting
his bookie.
He said that he thinks Paris is a retard but he'd still like to fuck
both of them because they looks so hot to him. Howard said he shouldn't
have come clean if he didn't want to say anything.
They yelled at him as they were leaving the club. Now he's a religious
freak. The caller said it means a lot to the fans that he didn't go to
Gary's father's funeral but did go to Ed's.
He said a guy told him he wanted him to come down to auction off some
stuff at this show that was going on but he kept blowing it off.
Howard said that the guy was calling people the N-word, it's not a
surprise that there aren't any people defending him. Howard joked that
Richards' lawyer said that his client is ''nigger rich. Howard wanted to
get to the tape of Michael Richards but he's got so many other things to
talk about.